Joanna Krupa Has Words For Women Taking Advantage Of Weinstein Apocalypse

November 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women are obviously at war with men over privilege. Joanna Krupa just came out as a gender traitor. She knows having tits and the benefit of the doubt in every situation is just way too much power.

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Joanna Krupa Goes Pussy For PETA

September 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

For a long time the tradition of choosing which cause to help out heavily relied on the convenience of donating. You weren’t thinking of giving that leftover 37¢ change to kids from Peru with cancer if there wasn’t a box below the McDonald’s drive-thru window guilt tripping you into it.

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Krupa and Glanville Settle Smelly Snatch Spat

August 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Our long national terminally fishy twat nightmare is over. Joanna Krupa and Brandi Glanville have settled Krupa’s defamation suit against Glanville for going on Andy Cohen’s show and insisting reliable sources told her Krupa’s vag smelled something wretched. Followed up by explaining what a vagina was to Andy Cohen. An asshole for weird people.

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Joanna Krupa Doesn’t Prove Non-Stank Puss

July 28, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The most recent update in this tale of love and yeast is that Krupa has yet to turn over medical records from her gynecologist proving a grade-A vag. Now Glanville is filing that the case be thrown out since Krupa has had more than enough time to produce the records since first requested in January. Does Krupa have a sour patch? Will she get revenge for slander? Will the judge be forced to do the sniff test? Stay tuned for the rest of this stupid story.

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Joanna Krupa Vacations Better Than You and Shit Around the Web

July 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa sexy vacation, Sahara Ray areola, and more!

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Joanna Krupa Single and Ready to Mingle

July 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa is no stranger to attention. Her only discernible talent is looking great in a bikini. 

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Joanna Krupa Sexy Divorcee

July 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With two people there will always be two sides to a divorce but the two most interesting sides in this divorce are Joanna’s front side and back side.

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Ellie Goulding Italian Bikini Vacay and Shit Around the Web

July 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Joanna Krupa splitsville, Lily-Rose Depp enchants, and more!

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Brandi Glanville Defends Stinky Pussy Comment in Deposition

July 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody took Joanna Krupa’s defamation suit against Real Housewives cast mate Brandi Glanville seriously. Krupa sued over Glanville’s public comments about Krupa’s stinky pussy. Rather absurd. And likely not something the judge will allow to be tested in court like O.J.’s glove.

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