Ke$ha Doesn’t Look That Bad

September 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For a girl who usually looks like she woke up in a hot dumpster filled with fresh diapers, Ke$ha looked pretty damn good before her performance at the 1 Oak Nightclub in Las Vegas last night. Then again, there’s... READ MORE

Ke$ha Claims She Used To Have A Tail

August 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ke$ha claims that she was born with a tail but it was stolen. I guess it would explain a lot about her behavior if she wasn’t actually human but some sort of alien from a planet that deprives its... READ MORE

Ke$ha Getting Attention in London

July 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kesha has this thing where she tries to look both super kitschy costumed freaky, and also look attractive and feminine at the same time. There’s no shame in batting .500. Photo Credit: INF, PCN, WENN READ MORE

Ke$ha In Corn Rows

May 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kesha took to some corn rows in her new music video in an attempt to seem relevant, or maybe kitschy, or possibly, self-effacing. In any case, don’t look directly into her eyes if you ever want blood to flow... READ MORE

Harry Styles Is Either Nailing Ke$ha Or A Stripper

April 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

On April 23, MTV will debut the new reality series, Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, which is about a girl built from elk bones and vanilla pudding who grows up to convince people that she’s an edgy and in-your-face... READ MORE

2013 Logo Channel Awards Not All That Fabulous

April 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Contrary to popular opinion, hot girls aren’t swarming around gay men in Hollywood. Closeted gay actors, for sure. They’ve got supermodels hanging on their arms and telling tales of insatiable hetero appetites. But an openly gay channel like Logo... READ MORE

Ke$ha Is Still Disgusting

March 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite the fact that she looks like a wet fart wrapped in a gym sock, Ke$ha is still inexplicably popular as a pop singer. Maybe it’s just that there’s a huge piss-drinking community that we’re all unaware of and... READ MORE

Ke$ha had sex with a ghost

September 27, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Ke$ha went on Ryan Seacrests radio show yesterday to talk about all the “spiritual” and “magical” influences on her new album, including the time she was drugged with ketamine and raped I mean had sex with a ghost. “It’s... READ MORE