Family Feud Show Is Kardashian Friendly

February 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I could think of a plethora of other shows that the Kardashians and Jenners would have been better suited to make an appearance on. But for some reason, a live-action reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch seems to be the most... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Not Anxious About Going Nude On Instagram

February 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Life is about minimizing risks, especially for people suffering from anxiety. Kendall Jenner recently came forward with a harrowing account of her struggles with being anxious about walking in a straight line during Paris Fashion Week (I guess life isn’t... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Feeling :(

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Whenever a Jenndashian comes down from the unique buzz created by the mixing of seeping ass implant juices and lint covered horse Xanax from the bottom of Kris Jenner’s purse (allegedly, don’t sue) she must turn to the “How do... READ MORE

Kardashians Play Never Have I Ever For Calvin Klein Ad

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of... READ MORE

Halle Berry Sweetest Juice and Crap Around the Web

January 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Pia Mia Perez bikini beauty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Who’d you rather: Kim Kardashian v Sofia Richie (TMZ) Margaret Atwood eaten alive by her own angry women cubs (TerribleWords) Kendall Jenner braless in a tight sheer top (TaxiDriverMovie) Halle Berry looks stunning on the red... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner To Solve World’s Problems With Cupid

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well this is a relief for Jessica Chastain, who doesn’t seem to have gotten her global “transformation social change” off the ground quite yet. Fake model and Petree dish face Kendall Jenner has another solution for worldwide peace love... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Defends Ugly Horrifying Acne

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Slam alert. Apparently common consensus for a while has been that Kendall Jenner sports a topographical map of the Alps on her face, and all of the highs and lows and twists and turns were visible during her appearance on this... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Only Updating Priorities In 2018

December 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Anyone affiliated with the Kardashian name will most likely sell you a dream, app, or intercourse depending on how deep your pockets run. Kendall Jenner is claiming that her priorities will come before updating her app for the new... READ MORE

Vogue Photoshops Ashley Graham

December 7, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The March issue of Vogue purports to represent “all types” of women, meaning several really hot models and also Ashley Graham. The cover declares:  “Women Rule! Fashion’s Fearless Females. No Norm is the New Norm.”  That last part is... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Rapes Christmas, Again (VIDEO)

December 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Practically speaking, Christmas was ruined long before Kendall Jenner was born unto this world to be a wind-up sex toy for various rappers and athletes like her half-sisters before her.