Kourtney Kardashian Reveals Her Weight, People Care

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Congratulations are in order for Kourtney Kardashian. The Jenndashian brothel mate is apparently one of the stars of Keeping Up With the Prostitutes, but at only five feet tall, she often doesn’t clear the hight needed to be picked... READ MORE

Kardashians Play Never Have I Ever For Calvin Klein Ad

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of... READ MORE

Kim And Kourtney Mexican Bikini Adventure And Shit Around The Web

December 7, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

The Kardashian sisters vacation in Mexico in bikinis, as the God of Whores intended.  


Open Post: Which Jenndashian Needs To Be Voted Off The Island? Island Meaning Planet

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table - Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets... READ MORE

Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

September 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The... READ MORE

Kardashian Victims The Hollywood Reporter Interview

August 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian Celebrates Single With New Beach Tits

June 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kourtney Kardashian has declared herself formally single. No more drunk guy who wouldn't marry her because he had a guaranteed contract and three lockdown babies and didn't need a five foot tall chick yelling at him for drinking the... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian Not Serious, Just Fucking

May 24, 2017 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

An insider source to the Kardashians, so Kris Jenner, tells the tabloids that Kourtney Kardashian isn't serious about the young model she's hanging with, they're just fucking.


Kourtney Kardashian Revenge Nude

May 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Men watch the Kardashians with the sum total thinking of, Jesus, this shit is staged for idiots. Maybe I'd fuck that one there on the left, no, not the big one, the one next to her. Lights off. Women... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian Ass On Instagram

April 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian went too far with her ass. Medical curiosities aren’t sexy. But she could fetch a pretty penny at a turn-of-the-century circus sideshow. So could Khloe. Serena Williams dreams of having Khloe shoulders. That leaves us with Kourtney... READ MORE