Kylie Jenner Cam Girl Post-Baby Body

March 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The celebrity oath of shameless includes a pretty stringent clause regarding the flaunting of a post-baby body. A female celebrity must claim to be a champion of women while actually portraying unrealistic body standards that make normal moms feel... READ MORE

Family Feud Show Is Kardashian Friendly

February 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I could think of a plethora of other shows that the Kardashians and Jenners would have been better suited to make an appearance on. But for some reason, a live-action reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch seems to be the most... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner’s New Mom-mobile Is Very Nice

February 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A few years ago a DJ, Deadmau5, wrapped his 458 Spider in the nyan cat internet meme for the Gumball 3000 and called his car a Purrari. Ferrari quickly sent out a cease and desist letter for embarrassing the... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Chose Daughter’s Name For Makeup Line

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You guys know that we always try to find the good in shameless fame ho pieces of garbage on here, but I truly can’t even joke about the new low that to which Kylie Jenner has taken her Insta... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Hides Stomach Casserole In First Post-Baby Pic

February 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Purchased bot followers everywhere are rejoicing now that their queen Kylie Jenner is finally back on Instagram after she took a hiatus to focus on the antichrist stewing in her ovaries. But it’s probably going to be a while... READ MORE

New Video Of Preggers Kylie Jenner “Trying To Get Back Into Her SUV”

January 25, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner is still holding out confirming the antichrist plotting its worldwide takeover in her ovaries until she can exploit it for all its worth on Keeping Up With The Prostitutes. But that doesn’t mean that the pap smears... READ MORE

Kardashians Play Never Have I Ever For Calvin Klein Ad

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Furious That People Are Exploiting Kylie Jenner

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The ability to self-reflect – to truly have a come-to-Jesus with oneself in order to understand both one’s strengths and weaknesses – is alive and well in the Jenndashian household! And if you don’t believe me, just check out... READ MORE

Open Post: Which Jenndashian Needs To Be Voted Off The Island? Island Meaning Planet

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table - Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Peeved at Her Shitty Baby Shower

November 21, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Unlike big sis's, Jenner's shower for her first rapper bastard baby was kept low-key, run entirely by E! television producers who forbid Jenner's girlfriend guests from posting selfies, snapchats, or any media of the lame "pajama garden party" whatsoever.