Em Rata Cleavage Rockin’ Eve and Crap Around the Web

January 3, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Celebs in teeny bikinis, topless models, and more!


Blind Date Bang-o-Rama and Shit Around the Web

December 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Blind Date with a twist, busty bathrobe babes, and more!


Dalia Elliott Bent Over and Shit Around the Web

November 29, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez in spandex, the best butts of 2017, and more!


Chainsmokers Making EDM Great Again

March 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

EDM is the perfect music genre for millennials. Men devoid of masculinity save for ironic beards and slogan wear press play on their expensive computerized music boards and emote to auto-tuned spoken word tracks. 


The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Should Be Much Better Than It Is

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says this hot women in panties show is not for guys like booking Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, and The Weeknd for your interstitial headliners. Airing the show against Monday Night Football is another. Anything to do with large boas and dramatic headdresses is the final straw.


Martha Hunt Sexy Workout And Shit Around The Web

November 19, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Martha Hunt looking hot as fuck in a sweaty workout pictorial. Sweat is one of those things that look great on a woman in photos. In reality, she just smells.


Victoria’s Secret Not Super Worried

August 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Anybody who follows a losing sports team knows the terms the home broadcasters will use to give a sense of accomplishment to another failed season. There’s always talk of building something special, hopeful signs for the future, and momentum. All euphemisms for being on the short side of scoreboard.


Naomi Campbell And Martha Hunt Topless

October 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Europeans are much more progressive when it comes to nudity and sexuality. Guys who wear kimonos and attend BDSM fetish events love to say shit like this. It basically boils down to having tits on television and in magazines without having to circle the fainting couch because Procter and Gamble doesn’t tolerate bare breasts. Not […]