Penelope Cruz Catches the Mam-Trak Train on This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

November 10, 2017 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Penelope Cruz, the ladies of The Girlfriend Experience, and the orgies of Westworld!


Kelly Gale’s Amazing Arm Bra and Shit Around the Web

May 15, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Laissa Medeiros topless for L’Officiel (DrunkenStepfather)

Penelope Cruz sporting blonde hair on set (TMZ)

Suki Waterhouse upskirt on a photoshoot (TaxiDriverMovie)

Sammy Braddy topless school girl (EgotasticAllStars)

Kelly Gale sultry in panties and bras, and less (Egotastic)

Emily Ratajkowski ginormous cleavage (Popoholic)

Kara Del Toro heaven in a bikini (HollywoodTuna)

If it’s not Karen Gillan, it’s crap! (Fleshbot)

This Week’s TV Nudity Report (Mr.Skin)


Penelope Cruz Topless For Oscar Certainty

January 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can tell you who’s going to win the Oscars this year. Whitey white white and the Klan brothers. Next year, count on Penelope Cruz. After forty movies where she’s topless and giddy, now she’s topless and gets breast cancer in the film Ma Ma. People seem to be having a huge problem figuring out […]


Penelope Cruz Has Nice Rebel Tits

October 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I didn’t think Penelope Cruz could get any more exciting than when she’s on her Pro Palestinian rants in European journals. I know it’s what George and Amal were perusing as they fucked each other silly blasting the yoke of Western capitalism on their honeymoon. But then Penelope showed off her tits for Esquire and […]