Petra Nemcova Does The Bikini Pin-up Thing And Shit Around The Web

May 21, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Professional hot person Petra Nemcova wore an old timey style pin-up girl bikini in Cannes. She probably looks like a gal your grandpa had on the nose of his B52 in WWII only, you know, fuckable.

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Bill Clinton Smarter Than You Thought

June 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Politically aligned or not, We all assumed Bill Clinton was some kind of Jed Clampett country bumpkin. This shamelessly sinister dude has been raking in the dough and the snatch like an urban gangster since he left office fifteen years ago. The latest tale of New Jack Clinton involves the former President refusing to speak […]

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Petra Nemcova Before and After

January 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Petra Nemcova wants to show you how her un-Photoshopped lingerie pictures look so she posted a photo of herself unvarnished (on the left) next to the one that ultimately made it into the Ultimo lingerie catalog. If this were a real empty celebrity feminist plea to stop altering my body, the photos might look dramatically […]

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Petra Nemcova Is Braless

September 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody hot is selling something during Fashion Week. Petra Nemcova is selling candles by way of her tits which were contained in her dress by the barest of margins. I’m not sure what it is about scented candles that drive people to whip out their credit cards. Oh, look, I made a fucking candle that […]

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