Pink Is Peter Parker

November 22, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I encourage entertainers to take on risks mostly because it makes for good conversation starters with strangers. What brings two people who never spoke closer than watching an uncensored video of Pink in a million pieces after a cable malfunction. 

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Pink and Carey Hart Aren’t Having Sex

October 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

“Then you’ll go through times when you haven’t had sex in a year. Is this bed death? Is this the end of it? Do I want him? Does he want me?”

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Pink Milking For All It’s Worth

August 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

While the world turns its collective head towards business casual neo-Nazis, somewhat passable trans man Pink is holding down the milk bag advocacy fort that nobody gives a fuck about. When you’re engaged in a battle against zero people for media attention, what does that make you? Pathological narcist? Delusional? Desperate? “Oh you do go on” – Pink.   

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Pink Multitasking Brelfie For Relevancy

July 10, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Aged singer Pink hooks up her baby Jameson to her milk bags in an Instagram photo posted this weekend. The caption reads “Jameson can multitask too.” The six-month-old holds a makeup brush as mom gets groomed by stylists ready for a challenge. Feminizing a WNBA player would take less work. Hot tip: Coat a Jason mask with bronzer and call it a day.

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Pink Milk Bags On Instagram

April 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Pink shared a breastfeeding picture on Instagram. The 37-year-old is an advocate for public milking. Older moms with social media followings are the only ones who give a shit about public breastfeeding.

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Fat Shaming Has a Process

April 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Step one. Get fat. Nobody’s fat shaming Giuliana Rancic (see: anorexia shaming). You’re going to need at least a working muffin top. Step two. Get out in public and on social media and let everybody see those truck drive arms. Now,  sit back and await the body shaming from dudes in their drawers stroking one out to […]

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Pink is Glamorous

May 1, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pink is pretty hot for a dude. I don’t say that lightly. Of all the girls who look kind of like dudes, Pink I think you get away with liking without your buddies calling you the next Jason Collins. It’s a fine line between wanting a strong, haunchy, ruffian woman in bed and just wanting […]

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Miley and Pink looked really sexy last night

September 7, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus and Pink both showed off their daring sense of style and originality at the VMA’s last night, and the result was me having to give an image credit to a zoo. At least Pink always does stuff like this. Miley just looks desperate, as if we’re gonna forget that she’s only famous because […]

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