Chris Brown Opens Up About Beating

August 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Domestic violence is never okay. In an obvious PR move, Chris made a documentary opening up about the beating to clear his name. Sort of. 


Rihanna Fucking Rich

June 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It took several hours for the Internet to uncover the name of the dude seen making out with Rihanna in a pool in Spain. That provided a ton of speculation for people who are consumed with the love lives... READ MORE

Rihanna Deep V and Shit Around the Web

June 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Disgraced models, getting lucky in Kentucky, and more!


Rihanna Is Your Humanitarian of the Year

February 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rihanna's Humanitarian of the Year Award from Harvard University surprised many people who didn't realize you could be a hard partying auto-tuned pop star and also be extremely charitable.


Beefing With Azealia Banks Seems Like a Bad Idea

January 30, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some lessons in life have to be learned the hard way. Like never get in a fight with a crazy person. Mental patients care little for your superior muscles or legal power or social status. Even if you defeat a nut... READ MORE

Chick Flick Reboots and Microsoft’s Bestiality Gigs on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #73

January 21, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I delve into the inane mess of rebooting male movies with female casts, Joss Whedon rape murder torture threats, Microsoft kiddy torture porn jobs available, the sparseness... READ MORE

Barbados Needs a Better Tourism Board (VIDEO)

December 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Barbados is celebrating its 50th year of Independence from British colonial rule. That's the day they finally told the English to leave, then promptly created four-color travel brochures reminding them how much they secretly liked fucking black chicks. READ MORE

Rihanna and Uncle Terry Stole a Baby

September 10, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody spoke up when Rihanna grabbed her own tit or a cigarillo for Terry Richardson. The baby is another matter. Where'd the baby come from, Uncle Terry? Speak now or gargle out the answer from the unfriendly end of... READ MORE