Blind Item: A-List Singer About To Be Dropped By Record Label

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Speaking of singers, this A list singer, who is probably headed towards permanent A list status soon is in real danger of getting dropped by her record company. Despite her popularity, no one is buying her records. Her most recent one was a bomb. She spent way too much time partying and traveling the globe and the results show it.

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Selena Gomez Slammed By Suicide Victim’s Father

December 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Irresponsible parents who are easily triggered by fiction are going to lead to every form of entertainment being stupid-proofed and sensitivity tested. What happened to being involved as a parent in the entertainment that your child is viewing. 

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Selena Gomez’ Mom Hospitalized After Learning Her Daughter and Justin Bieber Are Back On

December 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Apparently, Selena Gomez’ entire family begin to shudder and shake with the mere mention of junior Napoleon who took Selena’s virginity and bragged about it to his rented black rapper posse. 

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Bieber’s Mom Doesn’t Just Like Gomez, She Likes Everyone

December 15, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not sure how Justin Bieber can look Selena Gomez in the eye anymore. She had intercourse with the enemy and was handed back like the plot in an episode of a Game Of Thrones spinoff.

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Selena Gomez: Woody Allen Sexual Misconduct Who?

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

When all the jizz finally settles and we look back at the Weinstein era of sexual assault allegations in Hollywood, the overarching lesson will be the same one that it’s always been – money makes the world go round. Or maybe, a clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. Or maybe, people are full of donkey shit. 

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Daddy’s Home Indeed and Shit Around the Web

November 17, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Who’d you rather, Instagram boobs, and more!

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Selena Gomez Yoga Enthusiast and Shit Around the Web

November 3, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner birthday bikinis, high slit dresses, and more!

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Selena Gomez Deserves Woman Of The Year

November 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I know there’s some single woman out there barely making ends meet but she never had a hit single on the radio so society really doesn’t care. If I can’t sing along to your struggle you can’t be woman of the year. End of story. 

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Justin Beiber Sneaking Back Into Selena Gomez’s Life

October 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Justin Beiber is still going through growing pains when it comes to girls. Sure, picking which religious cult you want to belong to is easy but knowing which woman you want to throw away your bachelor eligibility on is hard. 

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Selena Gomez Barney’s Plaything and Shit Around the Web

October 24, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kate Upton’s sexiest moments, Jordy Murray does Playboy, and more!

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