Kendall Jenner Searching for a Hyphenate

February 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If Audi commercials have taught us anything it’s that being rich and pretty and stupid isn’t enough for our daughters anymore. Kendall Jenner has made a small fortune being mostly naked and staring into the distance thinking about puppies. 

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Sienna Miller In a Bikini

July 3, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The European celebrities are in the South of Spain this summer. Greece used to be the chic hot spot in July until the commies decided the retirement age should be thirty-two and bankrupted their cute little village nation. Spain remains the Mexico of Europe. Street merchants will haggle down from fifty bucks to eleven cents on a […]

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Sienna Miller in A Bikini in Cannes

May 18, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sienna Miller was in a Clint Eastwood movie last year but that didn’t disqualify her from being named a panelist on the jury of the Cannes Film Festival. In that role, she will have to pretend to watch twenty-seven tiresome films, at least half of which will involve an Iranian girl losing her only pair […]

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Jude Law Sold Out By His Own Family

January 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jude Law almost lost the remainder of his hair in court when he learned that he was not the victim of tabloid phone hacks ten years ago so much as the fact that a member of his family had been selling his personal information to the press. During the News of the World trial where […]

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