Jewel Still Flawless and Crap Around the Web

January 18, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lottie Moss Instagram lingerie of the day (DrunkenStepfather) The sexiest stars hanging out in bathrobes (TMZ) Holly Willoughby slight black panties flash (TaxiDriverMovie) Jewel still looking absolutely flawless (Egotastic) Laura Desiree uncovers the Naked News (EgotasticAllStars) Genie Bouchard shows off her sexy sweat stains (Popoholic) Romee Strijd just because she is amazing (HollywoodTuna) Top Ten Nude Scenes from Musicals (Mr.Skin) Damn, Victoria Beckham looks hot […]

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The Beckhams Drank Expensive Wine

December 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Beckhams were celebrating their oldest son’s return to London after banging Chloe Moretz in New York. Seems worth cracking a bottle. Your son railing an outspoken young Hollywood feminist.

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David Beckham Can’t Stop Being Endearing

July 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Since numerous emails leaked revealing his cynical public image manipulation, David Beckham has made every effort to show people he is the very same happy lovable family man he coincidentally plotted to be with his publicity reps.

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Victoria Beckham Brands Daughter

April 14, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Victoria Beckham trademarked her five year old daughter’s name, meaning nobody else can use the name Harper Beckham when selling products, a moot point unless she’s kidnapped and sold in the child sex slave rings Nancy Grace has us convinced are proliferating in the white suburbs.

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Jamie King and Victoria Beckham Featuring Gaunt Look This Spring

March 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s possible we spend too much time focusing on the plus sized models being media restructured as body positive and not enough time on those likely to be buried even sooner. Our malnourished class of street urchins and deeply bitter Brentwood celebrity models.

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David Beckham Really Wants to Be a Knight

February 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Occasionally clever British tabloid reporters came up with the name ‘Beckileaks’ to describe the release of emails hacked from the server of a global sports management company closely tied to David Beckham. The hackers released correspondences between Beckham and his public relations and business managers discussing a shitload of mundane stuff. Or mundane to us Yanks. 

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Victoria Beckham Pens a Letter to Her 18-Year Old Self

January 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Women’s magazines are fond of the literary conceit where vapid older celebrities write advice letters to their younger celebrity self. It’s a conspicuously inane exercise for women who spend hours a day discussing shoes. Also, Kobe Bryant.

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Victoria Beckham Lonelier Than Usual

July 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Victoria Beckham shared a photo of herself kissing her daughter on the lips because she understands news media cycles even better than Trump. Models who don’t show off their bodies on social media quickly run out of ideas.

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Everything You Never Gave A Shit About Victoria Beckham (VIDEO)

January 9, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

I want to punch the guy who created Vogue’s 73 Questions series. It features female celebrities wearing a lot of makeup, trying to act casual, and answering a series of pre-screened questions with responses that are never even accidentally interesting. It’s a near statistical impossibility. This is the shit they show the terrorists on repeat while they force […]

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Victoria Beckham’s Life Is Much Better Than Yours

April 18, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Victoria Beckham turned 40 years old yesterday, which is truly remarkable if you consider the fact that none of the Spice Girls ever looked that young when they were popular. If you’d have asked me how old I thought she or the other women who didn’t marry one of the most famous and wealthiest men […]

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