Ex-Cheerleader Claims Virgin Discrimination

April 13, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  They always say that the best profession for avoiding personal judgment is cheerleading – especially for NFL viewers hoping to add a vag lip slip to their spank banks. At least this is why Cheerleader for Christ Kristan... READ MORE

Geoffrey Rush “Has Lost His Appetite And Barely Eats” After Assault Allegations

April 10, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Geoffrey Rush’s lawyer has submitted an affidavit stating that the actor is having a full-blown bitch fest following an article in The Daily Telegraph claiming Rush behaved inappropriately towards an actress during a 2015 production of King Lear. Rush... READ MORE

Things That Will Make You Want To Die: Simpsons’ Apu Controversy Is Back

April 9, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

#TheSimpsons completely toothless response to @harikondabolu #TheProblemWithApu about the racist character Apu: “Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect… What can you do?” pic.twitter.com/Bj7qE2FXWN — Soham (@soham_burger) April 9, 2018 In a... READ MORE

YouTube’s Prized Horse Jake Paul To Make Late Night Talk Show

April 6, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

YouTube has a problem with sticking to their area of expertise, which happens to be obscure product reviews and Vevo music videos. They don’t excel at much else but it’s the first place on the internet to check if... READ MORE

Mexico’s Hottest Weatherwoman Is A Multitasker

April 5, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jen Selter probably gets paid more doing what she does on Instagram than Yanet Garcia gets paid in pesos for alerting all of Mexico the weekly weather forecast. So naturally when you’re the south of the border version of... READ MORE

CMBYN Wanted To Show More Weiners

April 4, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A movie that promotes pedophilia received four nominations and took home a win for Best Adapted Screenplay but that wasn’t enough for the man who wrote Call Me By Your Name’s script to be fully happy. The writer, James... READ MORE

Cosmopolitan Mag Pulled From Walmart For Being Too Pornographic

April 3, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women’s magazines are just another outlet for women to give other women terrible advice so I’m not up in arms over Cosmopolitan magazine being pulled from Walmart checkout areas in order to make more room for Country Home. I... READ MORE

Open Post: Central American Migrant Caravan – Hot or Not?

April 3, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In case you haven’t heard, the US will soon be presented with the enticing opportunity to take in a ragtag team of diseased poor migrants from countries most recognizable on the tags of Old Navy shirts. The “caravan” of... READ MORE

Clear Backpacks, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose

April 2, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any of you planning to sneak an AK-15 into a school using a backpack are going to be seriously pissed off today, because now another school is adopting a policy requiring students to wear school-issued clear backpacks. In addition... READ MORE

Leaked Facebook Memo Shocker: Successful Company Run By Assholes

March 30, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  This news is going to be a tough pill to swallow for those who think that any company in the black in the history of the world has been helmed by humanitarians. An internal memo penned by a... READ MORE