Barstool Eating Its Own After Calling Olympian Hot

February 18, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Barstool Sports pretty much made a name for themselves by their approach at being as anti-PC as possible when it came to sports reporting. ESPN opened a lane for their existence when suddenly the biggest sports network was slipped down the slope and decided social justice issues are more important to discuss than the actual […]

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Florida Shooter Filmed In MAGA Hat Practicing Shooting (VIDEO)

February 16, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nikolas Cruz – the teen behind the school shooting in Parkland, FL leading to the deaths of at least seventeen students and teachers – was lucky enough to live in a community where the police weren’t necessarily the smartest people in the entire world, according to new consensus. So, most communities. JK. I love when they […]

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Aly Raisman Supports Female Empowerment Through Indecent Exposure

February 16, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes you just have to take your clothes of to get the R-E-S-P-E-C-T you deserve. Aretha Franklin taught us well. Just don’t you sock it to Aly Raisman without asking first or things will turn into MeToo and you’ll be looking at 175 years in the penitentiary. Aly took her clothes off for the 2018 […]

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Oh Shoot (UPDATE)

February 15, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday a nineteen-year-old named Nikolas Cruz stormed into his former high school in Parkland, Florida, pulled the fire alarm, and went to town on a horde of students filing into the halls with an AR-15 rifle. One look at his face will tell you that he was either going to make a big splash on […]

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A Known Chomo Was Treated Unfairly

February 15, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Pedophiles are pretty amazing people sometimes. Just when you thought adults who seek to have sex with kids were the boldest of the bold you have brave Billy badasses like Jared Fogle publicly upset over his plea deal. Fogle is so flustered after hearing about Larry Nassar only receiving 175 years that he filed documents […]

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Gnarly. Shaun White A Douchebag, But Not For Sexual Assault

February 14, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Anyone watching the Olympics last night knows first and foremost that North Korean figure skaters are only allowed to pick outfits inspired by Tron, and secondly that snowboarder Shaun White is probably the biggest douchebag in the world. He’s a late-to-the-game Gen X-er who is moved to tears by his own success and says things […]

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People Think It’s Okay To Sexualize Olympic Male Athletes’ Bulges

February 12, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Whatever you do in life please do not think that Alexandra Daddario’s DD rack looked motorboat-able in her Time’s Up finest at the 2018 Golden Globes. That would be seriously messed up and would set us back four-thousand-years. But while you’re at it, please also make sure to look at the dick bulges of male Olympic […]

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A Florida Woman And Tetris Love Story

February 9, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Have you ever wondered why sometimes it’s so hard to get laid when some women will have sex with just about anyone or anything. Where are these same women during the weekend in your time of need? A Florida woman, Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan, went on This Morning and disrupted everyone’s day to tell the world […]

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BREAKING: Winter Olympics Already Tragic Stupid And Boring

February 9, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

We just received breaking news that the Winter Olympics are still a thing and that in record time this year’s event is already tragic stupid and boring. Today marked the opening ceremony of the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics on the other side of the globe in South Korea, and we’re now destined for two weeks of […]

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Rose McGowan Kills Ex-Manager Jill Messick

February 9, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan’s ex-manager Jill Messick has committed suicide, and while her act undoubtedly is the culmination of years of battling documented depression, confirmed in a statement by her family, the straw that broke the camel’s back was McGowan’s very public slamming of Messick as the ultimate h8er. When slams go wrong. Messick had to deal […]

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