Mariah Carey Natural Glow

Mariah Carey shows up about fifty years too late for her own quinceanera in the new issue of Paper Magazine, where she can also be seen stripped of about half her body in some strategically non-nude topless photos. Paper wanted to recreate their Kim Kardashian "Break the... read more

Social Media Supremacy, The Taylor Swift Cleansing

Someone dear to another person's heart passed away today. But that's not as important as figuring out why Taylor Swift went ghost on her social media accounts. read more

Aly Raisman Says Maybe A Pedo Doctor For Girls Gymnastics Wasn't a Great Idea

Now that she's completely done with her gymnastics career, Aly Raisman is calling out USA Gymnastics for not being vigilant as their main girl injury treating doctor of twenty-nine years was diddling the leotarded lambs.  read more

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Iskra Lawrence Baby Blue Beauty and Shit Around the Web

  Mayweather/McGregor's Corona Girls, Magdalena Frackowiak topless, and more! read more

Britney Spears Sings

Britney Spears dazzled and delighted audiences at her Las Vegas show by squawking out what audiophiles have identified as a song. read more

Ray J vs. Reality TV, Big Brother Edition

How is it possible Kim was the one on her knees and ended up with the more successful career. She still headlines her own reality show while Ray J is a contestant on one.  read more

Tim Allen Evolution Time Tool Man

Count on Tim Allen to throw a monkey wrench in any situation. And then fix it in-between a few commercials and 30-minute time frame.  read more

Replace Confederate Statues With... Missy Elliott

Via a Change.org petition, the epitome of impotency in a digitally verified document, citizens of Portsmouth, Virginia and people pretending to be so are insisting a local confederate statue be torn down and replaced with a casting of singer Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott. read more

Carole Radziwill Wise Ancient Insta Tit

Those of you assuming that the Kardashians are the fame hoiest fame hos in town haven't tuned into the Real Housewives - the Bravo franchise dedicated to the awareness of aging female celebrities. The housewives, who are actually only 20% "real" and 80% plastic and gas,... read more

Joss Whedon Serial Cheating Young Actress Fucking Feminist

Sane, honest people understand that male feminists are all hiding something. Maybe it's bodies in the basement, or merely the fact their mother let them breastfeed until middle school. Or both. read more

Emma Stone Defeats Wage Gap And Jennifer Lawrence

Nothing screams new age American values more than competing against someone that looks like you, and clawing yourself to the top. It's capitalism rebooted. But I'd rather see Emma Stone claw at Jennifer Lawrence in barely any clothes read more

Serena Williams Blames Race For People Thinking She Looks Mean

Serena Williams has a ton to say on gender equality, race relations, and female sports, all from an entirely personal, subjective, and completely unfounded position. Hence, the media adores her. read more