Nobody Lily-Rose Depp Teen Pasty Party

June 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The fact that we live in a world where anyone gives a shit about Lily-Rose Depp is truly a testament to the power of teen tits. This is not something anyone should necessarily be proud of, but I do... READ MORE

Mindy Kaling Blaming White Men For Ocean’s 8’s Demise

June 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The idea that everyone is to blame but me is way past its expiration date. It’s breeding an attitude that protected classes can operate with complete impunity. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how we arrived at the release... READ MORE

All My Children Actress Says Times Up For Gender Bias

June 20, 2018 | bikini | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I automatically assume if you’re a man that secretly watches soap operas you have other skeletons in your closet the same size of the dinosaurs on display at The Museum of Natural History. For everyone else not familiar with... READ MORE

Amy Adams Sucks

June 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Everyone except the 1% of Hollywood royalty continues to get poked and prodded and grabbed. It's an uber-competitive, unregulated, cutthroat industry that requires people to relinquish their dignity in order to succeed. Getting grabbed is the least of ol'... READ MORE

Pete Davidson, Ariana Grande Move Into $16 Million Condo, Get Matching Tattoos, Post Tons Of Videos, Seem Stable

June 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nothing says Stable Mabel like making rapid-fire life decisions with a recovering addict, which is why everyone should be unwaveringly happy for Ariana Grande, and should definitely encourage her to go even faster and further with her relationship with... READ MORE

Failed Father Tommy Lee Doesn’t Like Being A Dad

June 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tommy Lee’s son Brandon Lee could have just got his father the standard on-sale tie from Target and called it a day but no, he wrote an angry Instagram caption/letter to daddy. I get it, sometimes the guy you... READ MORE

Zoe Saldana Rosanna Danna and Crap Around the Web

June 19, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's Tuesday, so make the most of it with these sexy links including Olivia Munn's mams, topless hipster Megan Irminger, and sexy GIFs of girls working out! READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Bella Thorne’s Butt Only Has A Tiny Bit Of Acne Edition

June 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I’m going to go ahead and count this day as a win, because we now know that AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne’s ass only has a little bit of acne. Everything about the social media sensation quadruple threat (again,... READ MORE

New Blu-ray And DVD T&A&Close Up Vag Shot That Will Make You Lose Your Innocence To Watch Out For

June 19, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Audiencing seeing the French flick The Double Lover were treated to a close-up vag exam at the beginning of the movie, and now you can be too! The fun part is that it’s slimy. In Wetlands some whore... READ MORE

Kat Von D Receiving Death Threats After Her Stance On Vax

June 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Coming out as someone against vaccines has the power to trigger a shit storm if you’re a celebrity. Jim Carrey still catches heat from his stance on the vaccine issue. It doesn’t help that the needle in his pants... READ MORE