Bill Cosby Brings Better Lawyer For Sex Retrial

Remaining the number one suggested name in a google search for celebrity most likely to drop drugs in a stranger's drink is no easy task. It takes hard work, hard drugs, and multiple sexual misconduct allegations.  read more

Bill Cosby Beast Mode

Anybody who thought Billy Cosby was going to retreat into a mole like underground existence following his mistrial in his criminal rape case was wrong by a full one-eighty. Cosby and his Fat Albert gang are planning a nationwide series of town hall meetings on sexual... read more

Lena Dunham Fills the Void Left by Cosby Mistrial

The Cosby trial ended in a hopelessly deadlocked jury. Convicting celebrities is nearly impossible in this country as evidenced by the shitty prosecutorial record in doing so. Robert Blake said he couldn't have possibly shot his pain in the ass wife because he forgot his... read more

Cosby Skimming for Friends

Billy Cosby spent the better part of the week in court hearing the testimony of Andrea Constand who alleged Cosby drugged and sexually assaulted her a dozen years ago when she was a basketball playing college student.  read more

Cosby Family Can't Imagine a Better Dad

With his trial for being a sexual cretin coming up shortly, the Cosby family public relations campaign has officially begun. Bill Cosby or whoever is handling him these days kicked it off with a Tweet of love and support to his wife and kids, including Ennis, his son who... read more

Bill Cosby Too Blind To Remember Rapes

Smug lawyers are fond of saying the American justice system is "perfect." Those guys should be put in jail for parking tickets. Bill Cosby's latest defense in his rape trial is the premise of a movie he and Richard Pryor passed on in the mid 80's. read more

Bill Cosby Suddenly Disabled

In the midst of facing prison time Bill Cosby is claiming to be blind meaning he probably can't see what people put in his drinks. One of his lawyers, Monique Pressley, who is obviously a huge piece of shit and has sold out her gender and species said the following: read more

Get Ready For The Cosby Trial

There's something about being charged with a serious crime that really pronounces your physical ailments. Suge Knight went from being a robust ex-linebacker to Weekend at Bernie's. Bill Cosby is apparently now blind and had to be led away from his court appearance by the... read more

Theo Huxtable Wants His Money

Struck by a selfless epiphany, Malcolm Jamal Warner wants to know why Bill Cosby's work is being removed from syndication while other sexual offenders in television and film seem unaffected by their own untoward sexual dalliances of the past. You look at just how the... read more

Cosby Stripping

George W. Bush awarded Bill Cosby the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2002 for being an upstanding black dude who picks on the wrong kind of black dudes. Bush gave out previous awards to Andy Griffith and Fred Rogers so he put some thought into these things. The... read more

Eddie Griffin Explains Away Cosby Rapes (VIDEO)

There's a not small percentage of the black population who believe that racism alone explains why successful black men are ever accused of crimes. This means Bill Cosby can never be convicted by a jury of his peers. Prosecutors can find all white suburban juries to... read more

Bill Cosby Getting What's Coming

Criminal sexual assault charges were finally filed against Bill Cosby because district attorneys got tired of being asked at holiday parties why they never did shit for fifty years. Cosby's being charged specifically for the 2004 case of the Temple University chick who... read more