Zuckerberg VR Safari Rapes Puerto Rico (VIDEO)

Mark Zuckerberg could blame a shit ton of his social errors on Asperger's. And he probably should.  read more

Zuckerberg Paternity Leave Request Accepted

There's nothing worse than rich cuckolds pretending they're one of the guys. You wouldn't let Judd Apatow or Chris Martin into your weekly Hold 'Em game. read more

Zuckerberg Visiting Blue Collar Families

There are only two types of billionaires received favorably by the masses. The eccentric sports team owners who bring home trophies and Warren Buffett. Bill Gates has saved millions of lives in Africa, but hasn't put out a decent Windows since '98 so what have you done... read more

Zuckerberg Going Full Haole

It's easier for super rich people to be aggressive assholes 24x7. Secretly, everybody assumes you are. It's almost impossible to win with a gee-golly everyman front. Everyone will use it against you when you start suing tribal property owners in tropical lands to build... read more

Avril Lavigne Pegs Zuckerberg

When you're worth fifty billion, consider hiring a professional give your material a once over before taking the stage. Zuckerberg did a selfie-promo for Jarvis, the new A.I. technology from Facebook that will speak extremely eloquently while secretly selling your online... read more

Zuckerberg Tolerates Thiel

If you remember watching The Social Network, Zuckerberg was the Harvard nerd who stole his friend's algorithm and the app idea of some WASPy twins on campus and promptly invented TheFacebook. Peter Thiel was the Aspy not yet Gawker outed gay but already successful right... read more

Norwegians Back Down Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg came under fire from a Norwegian newspaper for deleting a Facebook posted article of the Seven Photographs That Changed the History of Warfare. The article contained that iconic photo of the nine-year old naked local girl running away from a Napalm strike... read more

Zuckerberg Building a Wall

If there's one thing Mark Zuckerberg can't abide, it's inquisitive neighbors catching him masturbating to the porn stripped off his social media apps so there's more server space for Islamic jihadi communiques. read more

Mark Zuckerberg Rips Off His Kid And Shit Around The Web

Billionaire nerd Mark Zuckerberg who once had a friend invent something for him once is planning on giving away 99% of his money in honor of his new baby being born. Thanks, Dad. And, fuck you. Seriously? 1%? (Last Men On Earth) Do you think topless beauty Lacey Banghard... read more

Trump Takes on Facebook

Donald Trump takes on the big names. Occasionally, illegal immigrant ice cream cart vendors and masa kneading abuelitas, but at times, direct for the gullet of the rich and powerful in his own class. Trump's latest Tourette's like outburst was targeted at Facebook... read more

Facebook Teleportation Is the Future

It's inevitable that Facebook will take over the world. I don't mind so much. There will be no nipples and you'll have photos of what everybody is eating for lunch, but finally we'll have a world where narcissists and lonely people are making all the rules.  Facebook... read more