Ivana Trump Attacks Melania Trump and Defends Micheal Jackson

In an obvious attempt to stir the pot and move units of her memoir off the shelf, Ivana Trump is calling out Melania and defending Michael Jackson. Saying the current First Lady in the White House has your sloppy seconds is equally as offensive as claiming Michael Jackson... read more

Melania Trump Dicked Over and Bruce Jenner Dickless on Last Men on Earth Podcast #83

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive into dong-free Bruce, Melania's pay for gravy  past, Abigail Breslin crying anon retro assault victim, the continuing deaths of MTV reality alums, declare Elon Musk vastly overrated, guesstimate how much crazy boy toy... read more

Melania Trump Declared Not A Prostitute

The Daily Mail must pay $2.9M in damages after claiming that Melania Trump operated as a dick servicing station before marrying Donald Trump. During and after remain in question.  read more

Emily Ratajkowski a Purist

Do not tell dirty jokes next to Emily Ratakowski at a party. FYI. The model best known for her amazing bare tits and for her powerful feminist essays on why you shouldn't look at them, was at an event over the weekend when a New York Times reporter probably trying to... read more

Melania Trump Sues Daily Mail for 150 Million Monopoly Dollars

The First Lady with a little assistance from her legal team re-filed a $150 million civil suit against The Daily Mail for suggesting she was a paid escort in the 90's before marrying The Donald. Maybe a little bit after. Also last week a smidgeon.  read more

Chelsea Handler Shames Melania Trump

Chelsea Handler lead the Women's March at the Sundance Film Festival, meaning she was already there to get shit faced and the biggest celebrity willing to brave the cold while hungover. read more

Barron Trump Retraction Video Scarier Than The First (VIDEO)

By way of disclosure, I exchanged messages with the kid who made the original "Barron Trump seems autistic" video. He's not merely a kid, he's a kid with autism himself. He panicked when Rosie O'Donnell vaulted his little anti-bullying message into a big to-do. Especially... read more

Melania Trump and Rosie O'Donnell, Imperfect Catfight

Some dude named James Hunter made a fairly innocuous video of Barron Trump at his dad's 3am victory speech on Election Night pointing out physical and behavioral signs that Trump's young son by Melania might be autistic. The video seems pretty creepy because all videos... read more

Melania Trump Hailed As A Hero

Slovenian president Borut Pahar has reached out to Menalia Trump to congratulate her for "raising visibility of our central-European country." First of all your name is pretty similar to Borat. That's not really a name joke, but a jab at the state of your country. read more

More Melania Hate, It Must Be Her Amazing Tits (VIDEO)

Hollywood is beyond pissed that Hillary Clinton is not coronating into the White House in January. It's deep and furious and building up pressure like a toilet jammed with the used tampons of glass ceiling victims. read more

Sophie Theallet Won't Dress Melania Trump

"Dressing Melania Trump" could be the title to a reasonably good porn series. In the context of the latest "I cried when sexist assholes didn't vote for Hillary Clinton" open letter, designer chick Sophie Theallet insisted she will not design evening gowns for the new... read more

Melania Trump Goes Lesbo

If you ask any mainstream media outlet, Donald Trump is now spiraling out of control as if he hasn't been a ludicrous buffoon trolling anyone outside of his immediate family for the past year. The same could be said for his whore trophy wife Melania Trump. read more