UFC Fighter Justine Kish Shits Herself (VIDEO)

UFC fighter Justine Kish was facing off against Felice Herrig in front of a live audience on Sunday when she shit her pants. Kish released her bowels while enduring a move called the killer rear naked choke. read more

Aly Raisman Survives Yet Another Body Comment (VIDEO)

Aly Raisman was at the NHL Awards which apparently exist and occur on a Wednesday night in late June when no sports are on presenting an award alongside hockey legend, Marcel Dionne. Dionne is the old guy with the Frenchie accent. He's perfect for the role. Unclear why... read more

This Week's Mr. Skin Minute Uncovers Kirsten Dunst's Beguiling Boobs (VIDEO)

Kirsten Dunst, Tatiana Maslany, and Yetide Badaki all dare to bare this week! read more

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Ashley Graham Inspires Herself To Tears (VIDEO)

Ashley Graham stars in a new YouTube video where she inspires the shit out of various insecure women. The grab bag of test subjects are paraded out onto a photo shoot where they greet Jesus disguised as a plus sized model. read more

The Mr. Skin Minute Counts Down the Top 3 Nude Scenes of 2017 So Far (VIDEO)

Christina Ricci's fantastic full frontal is but one of the great scenes awaiting you this week! read more

Khloe Kardashian Rents a Psychic (VIDEO)

Tyler Henry has been blessed with the super power to connect with the deceased relatives of NBC/Universal show cast members. It's a highly focused psychic skill. Wouldn't serve you much good cleaning up at the racetrack. Or solving crimes for that matter. He's done... read more

Kylie Jenner Snapchat Doll Parts For The Big Show (VIDEO)

Caricature of distorted feminity Kylie Jenner took to Snapchat to share a glimpse of her life in plastic. Spoiler: Not fantastic. The nineteen-year-old proudly displays her eviscerated youth in a yellow bikini that never thought things would end like this. read more

Demi Moore 'Sheared Off' Front Teeth To Stress

Demi Moore, had a lighthearted mental break last night on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The former celebrity kicked off the interview by acknowledging that she is missing her front teeth due to complications from stress. A cute word for drug addition. Allegedly.... read more

Katy Perry Weekend Confessional For Remaining Fans

Katy Perry crammed a lifetime's worth of publicity stunts into one weekend thanks to the Big Brother-style live stream promotion of her new album Witness. She divulged her suicidal thoughts, best celebrity fucks, and cultural appropriation woes during scheduled interviews... read more

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Amanda Bynes Announces Return (VIDEO)

After three years cloistered at the Southern California Fashion Institute, Amanda Bynes proudly declared herself three years sober. Also she knows how to sew and make patterns. Any recovering addict knows better than to rank their accomplishments. read more

Katy Perry Live Stream For Lost Steam (VIDEO)

Katy Perry is live streaming her life on YouTube until Monday. Cameras set up around her house capture the former pop sensation doing everything from sleeping to drinking coffee. With the highlight so far being her intimate rendition of Fireworks while taking a dump in... read more

Brandi Glanville Still Riding LeAnn Rimes

Transitioning Joker Brandi Glanville isn't done huffing LeAnn Rimes fame contrails yet. The battle of celebrity parasitics began when Rimes cheated with Glanville's then husband Eddie Cibrian in 2010, while Rimes was still married to Dean Sheremet. read more