Woman Kills Father After Finding Child Pornography Of Herself As A Kid

July 16, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Our theory of all real-life clickbait happening in Florida has officially gone out the window, what with two counts of Florida-ism taking place recently in Australia and now this tale of a woman killing her father after finding... READ MORE

Backlash As Build-A-Bear Shuts Down Promotional “Pay Your Age Day” Disaster

July 13, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

But Build-A-Bear turned into Build-A-Brawl when hordes of people descended on Build-A-Bear Workshops around the globe to take advantage of the sale. Lines were up to eight hours long, with some people waiting with little children in hot parking... READ MORE

White Woman’s Dreadlocks Save Her From Axe Attack At Gas Station

July 11, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The real hot scoop today is that this story miraculously, inexplicably, almost disconcertingly did not take place in Florida. It would be nice to know that these types of things are all relegated to one dick peninsula. There’s... READ MORE

Need A Laugh? Here’s A Robbery Gone Wrong

June 29, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

People try to act like viral videos of garbage pail people doing dumb crap are a new thing, but back in my day, we bolstered our self-esteem by watching others fail via Cops and America's Funniest Home Videos. Sorry... READ MORE

Things That Are Hilarious: Saudi Arabia Fashion Show With Drones

June 8, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Every once in a while something so ridiculous happens that people from all walks of life can set aside their differences and join in mocking the offending dumbass or dumbasses. It's like the I'd Like To Buy The World... READ MORE

Things That Are Random And Kind Of Funny: Kyle Dunnigan Jenndashian Video

May 23, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Believe it or not, the women in this video are not, in fact, members of the Jenndashian brothel, even though Khloé frankly has never looked better. Kyle Dunnigan makes videos recreating probably actual Facetime conversations between a family of whores,... READ MORE

Open Post: What’s The Worst Thing Someone You Follow On Social Media Has Posted?

May 21, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Social media is this amazing platform that allows stupid people to express their stupidness openly - creating a global online tapestry of Oscar-worthy odes to dead relatives, minute-by-minute birthing details, #MeToo fan fiction, and searing political insight. Bringing the world together... READ MORE

Blind Item: Producers Want Child Star To Go Nude In Sex Scene

May 12, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You want creepy? This way underage actress is probably B list and is only that high because of the hit show she is on is being asked by the creators/producers to do a sex scene. Yep. They say it... READ MORE

Instagram Model Sued For Jacking Off Dog

April 27, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Mounira was at some asshole named Tony Toutouni's house to take generic slutty pool pictures when she started to get frisky with his dog Hef. Hef certainly seemed to know his way around an Instagram model, and soon became... READ MORE

Open Post: Snapchat’s “N***** Crime Death Counter”

March 14, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This week both Snapchat and Instagram came under fire for a gif available through their GIPHY feature that depicts a white man directing a monkey to crank a “n***** crime death counter.” Basically, it’s racist. And when I say racist,... READ MORE